Michael Jackson Robot to be 50 Feet Tall, Equipped with LasersS

Michael Jackson, who is currently planning some ostentatious Las Vegas show, wants to build a 50-foot robotic version of himself that will roam the desert, firing laser beams. I shit you not.

The crazy, terrifying robot would be visible to airplanes landing in Vegas, which I'm sure will really hurt Vegas's tourism numbers. Talk about the last thing you want to see from an airplane window.

No word on whether there will be a 35-foot-tall little boy for him to molest as well. Hiyo!

Danger Room [via Yahoo]