Do you know that late-night, drooling hypnotic feeling that happens while you are watching infomercials for MP3-enabled Windows Mobile 6.0-based robotic potato peelers? Well, that's exactly the state I got into when I made the error to follow the TV watch link and enter into the horrors of Gadget Universe, The Site. So, what in hell and heaven is this Head Spa Massager? According to them:
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