iPhone Linewatch: One $600 Phone Away From Homelessness

Here he is again, Sweaty McTouchscreen, the #1 linesitter at the midtown Apple store, this time explaining himself via a strange variation of the "I'm homeless, need money for booze" sign.

Well, that's it. We're doomed. We've had a good run, but it looks like this whole humanity experiment didn't really work out. Let's just cut our losses here. Better luck next time, guys.

Thanks for the snap, Andrew Andrew.