iPhone Linewatch: One $600 Phone Away From Homelessness

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Here he is again, Sweaty McTouchscreen, the #1 linesitter at the midtown Apple store, this time explaining himself via a strange variation of the "I'm homeless, need money for booze" sign.


Well, that's it. We're doomed. We've had a good run, but it looks like this whole humanity experiment didn't really work out. Let's just cut our losses here. Better luck next time, guys.


Thanks for the snap, Andrew Andrew.

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Is it possible this is the infamous "asteroid" design concept that was sneaked out and ended up in a long lawsuit.

It would make sense especially if Apple was just starting to test the waters of the phone market.