Apparently Kotaku "doesn't have time" this Thursday to participate in the Halo match. They have "more important stuff to do" and "will have to move it to next Thursday". If you ask us? Our ever-increasing rank on Halo makes them nervous—and they need more time to practice. Either that, or they're actually busy. Which one do you think is true?!

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