Back away from the toy, children. Because its eight "tingling tentacles" aren't meant for alliteration alone. Fully waterproof and ready for the tub, the Screaming O Screaming Octopus Clitoral Vibrator seems like an odd choice to us for one's clitoral vibration needs, but then again, we're not its target sex. If you're interested, it'll run about $20 (or a little under $3/tentacle).

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You know who else was an Octopussy? That Roger Moore. [product via shinyshiny]