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CES, it takes a toll on you. Sometimes, you need a break. So Jason, Mark and I decided that on the last day of CES, we'd also go check out AVN, the NSFW porn convention that happens at the same time as CES. I was kind of apprehensive at first, as I thought I would get grossed out and feel uncomfortable with the things that I would be forced to experience, and for the most part, I was right. But in the end, as you can see, Chen taught me a thing or two about life, love and the resiliency of the human spirit. Enjoy. [Shot and edited by Mark "Fellini" Wilson]
Gizmodo's Very, Very NSFW Porn Convention Adventure
CES, 
4:50 PM on Fri Jan 11 2008
By Adam Frucci
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102 comments
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HAHAHAHHAHA
Well, I guess with the exception of the dildos everywhere I guess that wasn't too NSFW. We get away with lots at my office.
Oh wow. That was priceless!
So was Chen finally overpowered by his two opponents in the end (pun intended)
Ah the 20 dollar butt rub, haha great.
What the hell did Creative have at it's booth?
Awesome video. Butt Rub forever.
Frucci-the butt rub wonderboy
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Adam you're fucking crazy!
human spirit? surely you mean the resiliency of the life-like rubber dildo.
CHEN WTF.
This isn't Cock Band!
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Did you wake up yesterday and just think that AVN happens alongside CES by CHANCE? What is the biggest business on the internet...? And if you would have looked closer you would have found the Nano Robot Rim Job, around the corner, for $10.
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@P3nnst8r: COMMENT OF THE DAY!
priceless.
!!! You are so lucky :-)
I think Chen was demonstrating an ancient form of cock-fu.
I believe Chen was demonstrating the ancient art of cock-fu.
oops, sorry, I'm an impatient tard.
stop playing with dildos
OMG the end of the video was Hilarious!
Is there a reason why the camera never ventured below your waist?
I keed I keed.
Cock band, HA!!.
Nice work. Although a lightsaber style dildo battle would have really pulled the piece together.
AVN is getting more lame each year. It was a veritable free for all up until about 4 years ago with unfettered nakedness and hedonism that usually ended up spilling out into the hallways & concourses. No one would have even thought of charging (or paying for, for that matter) 20 bucks for a "butt rub".
Oh well, at least Chen got to play with some dildos (I'm guessing it's probably not his first time).
You really needed a TV-B-Gone type device with you at AVN. I'd have loved seeing those air-headed porn queens freaking out when their dildos stopped for no reason.
Great vid!
I would have been at AVN the whole time instead of CES
Uh oh- is this now JIZZMODO???
-W
SOME OF THAT STUFF WAS BORDERLINE GHEIGH.
More NSFW footage please!
Not quite NSFW enough!
Nice that you guys can unwind after all that CES.
Enjoy yourselves.
(off camera)
@Turbo Driver: Energizz!
Love the expressions. Looks like they invested more in booth babes than CES.
Chen - please don't tell me you "pantsed" any of those "gadgets."
Is a dildo or some cleavage really that exciting? A butt rub? Ooh wow, you got to rub a butt. I guess geeks really don't get out much. Talk about repressed!
Very funny, love it...
Creative??? didnt know they got into porn.
Idea:
Start a sister site.
Gizzmodo.
Awesome...that post made up for the last few days of lame ones out of Frucci.
Adam, you seem disturbed...you do not like the ladies?
@ J4sk868: but Giz already has the sister site Fleshbot, which is devoted to porn. They probably spent the entire week covering AVN.
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Apparently they did!
@P3nnst8r: You win the internets.
Did Creative replace their SoundBlaster with AssBlaster?
were those things at the end trying to fly?
he didn't have them under control
Yeah, Im resigning my job right now. Gizmodo, here I come!
@jord:
Woot, i won internets earlier this week, too. I should play the lottery.
the facial expression was sort of like what i would make watching straight porn... confused that she's missing something that protrudes and someone just so happy to jiggle with two... gay much?
Sure am glad I work at home. Of course, now the neighbors probably wonder why I was laughing myself sick this morning.
Does Creative market a Butt Blaster?
That was amazing. lol
well that satisfies my LOL quota for the day...
ROFL
That's not how you use those Chen.
No, I'm not showing you how...
That was a weak Butt Rubb IMOHO. I think you would have found a lap dance significantly more enjoyable.
That was the hardest i have laughed in quite some time haha, Frucci's face was priceless next to the...dildo machine?
Funny.
@Vagabum:
Not weak, but horrible.. 3 fingers?? that's it!? Where's the grabbin and the slappin!? For shame..
@gee2:
See a dcotor. Your sense of humnor seem to have been removed without your knowledge.
Last scene:
Adam:"You do know we have Penial codes for such behavior right?"
Jason in teh background:"Yes. Yes I do......and I can prove it."
PANTS!
@Out2gtcha: Too bad they don't have rim shot sound effects for jokes like that... get it? Rim shot? Okay, that was pretty bad, sorry.
Uggg. I think I just laughed and threw up at the same time.....
THIS WAS GOOD.
Dude... You look like Steve Jobs.
Frucci, you didn't seem to enjoy that butt rub. Why???
You guys made an otherwise boring CES fun and entertaining, although Chen was acting a bit cocky near the end.
Ah, I see that Chen did end up getting some swag he wants to keep.
LOL. That was awesome.
But why you gotta make the asian dude numchuck the dildos, huh? huh?
Dude you were squeezing someone's tush there, why the 'Constipation' face?
@Bokusatsu_Tenshi: oh he knows how to use them (you didn't see the third dildo did you?)
@Fierock: just reminded myself of the morning after scene in Me, Myself and Irene where puffy lips tells Jim Carey it wasn't for her - hahaha
Wait a minute! So you paid $20 bucks to be a butt rubbER instead of a butt rubbEE? Dude... if you had taken that $20 bucks out to the nearest street corner, you coulda got alot more "bang" for your buck.