Maybe it was induced by the shorthand we'd read for years off Necco Sweethearts, but according to AT&T, Valentine's Day is the most popular holiday for text messaging. From February 13th to the 14th, there's a 33% spike in texting traffic. Yes, you know what that means. The cellphone owning population is trying 33% harder to get laid than on a normal day. For a full list of officially sanctioned booty call shorthand, hit the jump. We don't recommend a single, nonsensical letter of it. No one ever made out after calling someone a QT. (But if so, let us know in the comments. We may have expensive jewelry to return).
2G2BT [Too good to be true]
4EAE [Forever and ever]
4U [For you]
AML [All my love]
D8 [Date]
FTBOMH [From the bottom of my heart]
GNSD [Good night, sweet dreams]
H2CUS [Hope to see you soon]
ILU [I love you]
IMU [I miss you]
ISLY [I still love you]
IWALU [I will always love you]
KOTC [Kiss on the cheek]
KOTL [Kiss on the lips]
MUSM [Miss you so much]
QT [Cutie]
TY [Thank you]
TOY [Thinking of you]
URH [You are hot]
UW [You're welcome]
XOXOXO [Hugs & Kisses]













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No one ever made out after calling someone a QT.
that may be true, but i've made out at a QT before, which is pretty trashy in the same way.
haha, giz should have a valentine's day text message contest! here's my entry:
UGH: u gave herpes
i <3 u mr
no i <3 u mr
stfub lol i <3 u mst
wtf i <3 u mst bch
gtfo i <3 mr
I did notice right around new-years eve that cell phone service pretty much dropped out entirely. Texts took upto 2 hours for them to be received.
Im sure Valentines day will be the same.
THANKS HALLMARK!
WFYIYH: Waiting for you inside your house
HTYS: Hotter than your sister
MFBM: My favorite baby's momma
1S2P: Shocker
TLWL4EVA, WATRSCITW: This love will last for ever, with antibiotics the rash should clear in two weeks
A?: if you loved me you'd let me...
More than New Years Eve, when you text all your friends Happy New Year???
That means people have more girlfiends than friends?
Sounds like Gizmodo fell for some PR line there...
SD: Sperm Donor.
idb
RO: Restraining Order
@The Lab: Hahaha! I couldn't stop laughing, that's hilarious!
@Compact: sending 'happy new years' = 1 message per friend. send txts to sig other for the sex = as many messages as it takes.
I vote this for the official Gizmodo t-shirt contest.
this set of comments feels a little un clean
@The Lab:
@Geisrud:
amen!
Texting is for girls and feminine dudes. period.
@Earthslide:
but commenting, nearly anonymously, on electronic message boards is manly and testosterone emitting? give me a break
TITS or GTFO
Or is that just rude?
We use XOXO, but that was around way before text messaging.
@mtopper: Uh, Yeah :)
My favorite valentine's day text:
GNM#1L, YOLZOEVAAGPMWPFMGGTIABAC!!!
(Good New my #1 lady, your oozing love zits of epidermodysplasia verruciformis are actually gestational pemphigoids meaning we're preggers fertile myrtle, gotta go to IKEA and by a crib!!!)
funny, I spelled "epidermodysplasia verruciformis" correctly but misspelled "buy." I'm an idiot! hehe.
Stop it with the text bullshit and pick up the phone if you're too "nervous" or whatever to talk to girls face to face.
if a cryptologist sees these words?
i dont know..
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