"Serious head injury" indeed.

Frontal lobe injury can be a completely personality-changing event. It can take the most upstanding, kindest person and turn him into a foul-mouthed, inappropriate goofball.
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He will soon arise as lord Galvatron! insane from powah!

Who was the Meth for? StarScream? The Junk-a-trons?

Pfff!! I almost choked on my breakfast here. :)

probably trying to gather enough cash to update the OS in the other Deceptimbeciles. After all, Vista has been out for quite some time already.

@001: Totally. Only a Deceptimbecile would consider the move from XP to Vista an "upgrade".

I thought Transformers ran off of energon, not methamphetamines and ecstasy...

This story is only worthwhile if he named his dog Starscream.

he was smuggling meth because energon cubes cost too much, and those giant square glass boxes are difficult to smuggle.

@drewheyman: Unless you're soundwave. He actually generated the cubes.

The meth was probably for Stan Bush.

@Andy S.: kinda appreciate that you understood why I chose to use "update" instead.

@Szin:

Dare! to keep kids off drugs!

@SuppleMonkey: 'Energon' is just Transformer slang for crank. ;-)

@MegaZone: No wonder it's their singular obsession, and willing to kill each other for it.

I really like your TiVo website, by the way.

Yeah that's why I had 100k of meth on me, it was because I'm a robot. I'm not a lawyer, but I also don't know any other way to completely piss off a judge other than that.

Megatron was last seen transforming into a gun, and falling out of the window...