The Future of Portable Entertainment Is Not an Apple Product

The Future of Portable Entertainment has a 2.8" touch screen, a 1.3MP camera and one big honking square orange button. And you all Apple haters can rest now, because The Future of Portable Entertainment "is not an Apple product." Or so says the company that makes this cloned piece of crap metal and plastic called Touch. Your Secret Savings Code printed in an advertisement will get you a "Geeks price" of $69.99 plus shipping. [Crunchgear]