Nokia's luxury subsidiary Vertu is celebrating 10 years of selling over-designed, under-featured, overpriced cellphones with a new collection of over-designed, under-featured, overpriced cellphones called the Monogram Constellation. Soon to reach your nearest Louis Vuitton shop in Chinatown, these models have the V monogram printed on the leather back in a four-hour process that is for sure going to increase battery life and reception signal. The Pewter, Green, Red, Skye Blue or Cerise colored Monogram Constellation will be launched on April 1st, and their price won't make you laugh.
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