• By Jason Chen
    Mar 14, 2008 3:00 PM 9,635
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    Buddha Lucky Palm Breast Massager

    Oh Japan! Why must you take something so pleasurable—massaging breasts—and devise a mechanical substitute for doing it yourself? And not only that, paint it gold, call it "Lucky Palm", and plaster a Buddha on the side? That's right, it's a Lucky Palm Breast Massager, straight from Japan, powered by AA batteries. As someone who studied a bit of Buddhism, I can say that Siddhartha would probably approve (he was real letch). When he was around, no lady's middle road was safe. [e-nls - Thanks Captain Japan!]


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