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TechnoCrime: How Not to Steal an iPod to Look at Naked Girls

Everyone here at Giz has been a 14-year-old boy before (yes, EVERYONE), so we know how tempting it is to want to see your classmates naked. Well, stealing her iPod and then demanding that she film herself "performing a sex act" before you return it is probably the wrong way to go about it. Trust us. We tried this when we were kids, but it was a Neo Geo and camcorders were so big and heavy that she had to get her dad to hold it. The principle was the same! Don't do it! [Quad City Times via Macenstein via Crunchgear]

7:50 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Jason Chen
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Mandatory_Field at 07:57 PM on 03/27/08
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"The next day, a note appeared in her purse telling her if she wanted her iPod back, she had to perform a sex act and put it on video and e-mail it to the suspect.

Investigators were able to determine the identity of the alleged thief, Struckman said"

From, I don't know, maybe his EMAIL ADDRESS? Brilliant investigation guys....
SomeoneUKno at 08:02 PM on 03/27/08
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Mmmmm... Girl.... Sorry, what? There was something to read here? I wasn't paying attention...
skittlzncombos at 08:06 PM on 03/27/08
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Addy? Once a fourteen year old boy? I'm sorry, Jesus, I hope she told you.
SomeoneUKno at 08:07 PM on 03/27/08
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@skittlzncombos: HAHAHAHAHAH I didnt even pick up on that! Nice! +1
SchruteBuck at 08:20 PM on 03/27/08
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What school is she from?
Zoidbert at 08:26 PM on 03/27/08
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Okay, so who is going to post a link to a larger version of that photo?
1325w at 08:33 PM on 03/27/08
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"A 14-year-old Davenport Central High School student is charged with theft, extortion and sexual exploitation of a minor"

With the suspect being a minor himself why is it exploitation of a minor instead of just sexual exploitation?
MINI Driver at 08:47 PM on 03/27/08
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Have Giz got a new totty images DVD or a new account with Getty Images/Totty?

the quality of eye candy has improved greatly in recent days

This young lady, and yesterday's Supergirl are both very comely - as it were!
OtterKing at 08:54 PM on 03/27/08
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I know you were all secret rooting for that guy's plan to succeed. Cuz I sure was, too.
flyingdan at 09:11 PM on 03/27/08
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*cough*[gizmodo.com]
General Tsao aka Ivan... at 09:27 PM on 03/27/08
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Granted I too was 14 many years ago, but as a dad/father I would want to destroy that little fktard. Were I 14 again I would have to tell my newly busted friend - "Dude you are soooo busted"
J.T. at 09:28 PM on 03/27/08
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Chen, some times I love you guys... just because you find excuses to post images like these.
Gadgetgirl at 09:31 PM on 03/27/08
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Try this with a teacher next time...duh! <---Jokey joke!
dhlt25 at 09:34 PM on 03/27/08
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bad giz, posting pic of a porn star. Anyways here's the link to her website [www.mariaozawa.us]
Lestat at 09:34 PM on 03/27/08
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LOL, if she was 14, I'll bet a lot of people would be willing to goto jail too :P

Oh wait, story.. yeah.
dead_red_eyes at 09:34 PM on 03/27/08
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Larger photo please.
Crrusher at 09:58 PM on 03/27/08
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more like he stole the ipod and it already had the nudey pics and videos on it
LindsayJoy at 10:38 PM on 03/27/08
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Never been a 14 year old boy.....sorry. Always a girly girl on the outside although did go to Trek:TNG conventions at 14, but thats a whole other matter ;-)
Dook_In_The_Urinal at 10:57 PM on 03/27/08
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@LindsayJoy:
You have no idea what you missed. Unwanted, random erections, sudden splurts of prickly facial hair, getting caught punching the clown by your grandma, etc. What a great time.
BlindKarma at 11:04 PM on 03/27/08
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Hopefully she has an older brother or a father that doesn't need gainful employment. because he needs a serious ass-beating
aznplayer213 at 11:07 PM on 03/27/08
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its maria ozawa!!!! yeah!!!!

man i am waiting her to be on hd porn very soon
Katorok at 11:10 PM on 03/27/08
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Wtf, how was this kid raised?! Who the hell thinks like this?
roflwaffles at 12:05 AM on 03/28/08
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the footage he received can be found here.

+ Watch video
roflwaffles at 12:06 AM on 03/28/08
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@roflwaffles:
curse ye, auto link.
RazhoR at 12:55 AM on 03/28/08
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Wow, I live in the Quad Cities. That's pretty funny stuff. Now I'll have to see if I know that kid.
Evangelion at 02:40 AM on 03/28/08
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@aznplayer213: You can tell that it is her from a mile away can't you???
Evangelion at 02:42 AM on 03/28/08
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@dead_red_eyes: I second the reequest. Larger photo please.
Evangelion at 02:43 AM on 03/28/08
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@Evangelion: *request my bad :)
kylo4 at 03:20 AM on 03/28/08
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Was this the woman he sent the request to because if so it looks like she already took pictures for all to see.

*Joking of course*

On topic, I can't believe that the kid did that. What a crazy 14 year old.
BigViper at 08:49 AM on 03/28/08
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dammit she's hot but my OCD keeps kicking in cuz her stockings don't match!
Metropolis at 09:16 AM on 03/28/08
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Ummmm Mario Ozawa. Smokin hot
92BuickLeSabre at 09:44 AM on 03/28/08
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Jason Chen, your universal experiences are truly one of a kind.
pradster at 11:06 AM on 03/28/08
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@92BuickLeSabre: fact: jason chen once tried to stuff a wii down his pants.

enough said :D
pradster at 11:08 AM on 03/28/08
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and MMMMMM, that lady is HOT!
giz, we dont need stories sometimes, just get us more of these lovely ladies :P
cad3 at 01:26 PM on 03/28/08
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@1325w: Apparently you didn't heard about the 14 yr old girl who took naked pictures of herself and was charged with child pornography.
The sad thing? I'm not making this up!
qcdude at 03:03 PM on 03/28/08
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I found the most Maria here -> [www.tokyoteenies.com]
She is my everything! (lol, ok not my everything, but so so so hot)

By the way, I'm from the Quad Cities also, I never heard anything like this before, very odd, but great to hear the stupid kid was caught
Hello_Newman at 01:07 AM on 03/29/08
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Yeah I would say this was the dumbest thing I've ever heard a 14 year old do, but having been that age and done some really dumb things, I dunno. Never did anything like that but trying to drive my dads van (which was a manual transmission and I had no idea what that was) and getting it moving only to start rolling into some bushes and slamming my foot on the clutch (which in my panic, thought was the brake) and having to call an older friend to come over and put it back in the same spot before he came home was up there on idiotic stunts.

I think the problem is at 14 you just don't know how screwed up you are, or all the things you don't know yet.
entropyman at 02:33 AM on 03/29/08
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it just proves one thing. apple leads to crime. no one has ever stolen a zune.
Mammoth at 11:18 AM on 03/30/08
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Hehe I was 14 mere months ago. Now that I'm 15 I couldn't possibly think of such a foolish plot as this..