$36? My woman can just pay ME $35 (saves her a dollar) and I'll put whatever she wants in it, but the rest is being removed before bed time.

um ... I think some shaving creme and a razor or a wax job are much better alternatives, no fluff please.

They need a i-phone stencil

orly owl?

Where's the version for back hair? It could have whole sentences like "sorry, now you've got herpes."

When I say this I laughed so hard my buddy in the cubicle next to me had to get up to see what I was laughing at. Best in show muff...Awesome!

@Darrone: your girls has backhair? yeti love!

Bring back hairy pussies

"Whoever is behind this $36 thing needs to start thinking outside the box."

Best pun in a long time.

honestly, who digs ANY pubic hair? maybe like an eighth of an inch of stubble, but anything long enough to curl is just sloppy IMO.

Got to go with wax, razor shaving leaves stubble and can cause ingrown hairs.

I think there should be a stencil to make the pubic hair resemble female genitals.

Sexual recursion FTW!

@nutbastard: Given your userpic, who the hell digs facial hair? I'll wax mine just as soon as you wax yours.

What about the Marine Muff Cut - high and tight? The Star Trek? They're missing out on a few good ones. Oh, well... any form of pubic tending is better than a sascrotch

So how many of you 14 year olds have actually seen the muff for which you are currently speaking?

Props Addy!
You put quite the slick spit-shine on the moist delicate of subjects! "Salvador Dali" ROFLYBO

Oh.
My.
GOD!
What a waste of money.
Besides, I'd want one with a skull and crossbones.
Or maybe a "no parking" logo. You know, a "P" with a strikeout symbol. Yeah, that would be fun.

if you buy this then there must be some kind of best in show you want to win - No?

I am surprised.

@teh:
Actually from the women that I've asked, it seems that facial stubble hurts and causes "cellar rash" way more than having an outright beard does. Makes sense to me.

However, when it comes time to put together your oraly parts (yeah I make up my own words, so what, wannafightaboutdit?) together, the bits just seem to fit together much more comfortably when they're all shaveny and smooth and what-not.

everyone knows how to get rid of pubes ...

(starts spitting)

Perfect for that "hairy dyke that has everything" in your life.

What does this have to do with Big Pussy...oh wait, wrong headline.

I would not want to look at pubes with stencils in it..its just not funny, its stupid, and awkward and...

@Amiash:
...it grows back!

@teh:
Who likes facial hair?
Women who don't go for the whole metrosexual, starbucks, emo, pathetic style that so many of todays 'men' have adopted. You know, the ones who don't know how to gap spark plugs or clean a rifle?

@Out2gtcha:
so long as the 'stash is trimmed, none of it gets in the way.

@nutbastard: It's all over craigslist:

"Single female seeking an atypical boyfriend.
Likes: Guns, cars
Dislikes: Chai Tea with whipped cream, sweater vests, emo glasses.
FACIAL HAIR A MUST!"

@nutbastard: When was the last time a lumberjack shaved his pubes? You're saying that women should like men who are rough and tough up there, but all Caramel Macchiatos and Dashboard Confessional down there. Hmmmmmm.....

@nutbastard: I only gap my spark plugs while cleaning my rifle.

Wait... that doesn't sound right.

I propose stencils of a Cylon raider, an NES controller, a cupcake, and Saturn.

@ANoel: if you want to clean it shave the whole thing out.

Well I can only hope that all you pubescent guys are also keeping your lawns mowed.

You guys are really giving it to Nutbastard. Especially "When's the last time a lumberjack shaved his pubes" haha

@confab: "I propose stencils of a Cylon raider, an NES controller, a cupcake, and Saturn."

A cupcake? Seriously? I understand it's referred to as "eating out," but come on. The rainbow sprinkles would be much too elaborate to stencil in properly.

@Way: if not a cupcake then a muffin for some muff diving?

@Amiash:
"if you want to clean it shave the whole thing out."
Yes. Agreed.
I like you.

@teh: Im Attracted to Man who has Facial Hairs sir.

Will this work for my man-gina?

@Amiash: but im not saying im attracted to Mr. nutbastard here.

@Way:
Hey man i don't disagree that those women are in the minority - but I submit that most people are shallow, ignorant, boring and generally dispassionate. For some reason, women who like bearded men appear to be more outgoing, independent, and capable than their clean shaven-loving counterparts.

@Amiash:
Way to recoup. ;)

@Tommasta:
Absolutely! look if you're trying to get someone to put their face in your crotch, it's generally a good plan to make that area as 'palletable' as possible. I know i don't revel in the thought of munching a hairy twat.

@Amiash:
well, you could be - you realize my avatar is a bad pic of me on purpose, right??

John French here.

@nutbastard: @acarr260: Dang! I thought I was doing something wrong.

I've been cleaning my spark plugs and gapping my rifle...

@nutbastard: You sure they're not just more independent because you have to be when you live in Northern Canada/Siberia/Article Circle? ;P

@nutbastard: you see, you are not the only person in the world that has facial hair sir.

Why not go with the simple and to-the-point Down Arrow?

@nutbastard: Yeah, I'd have to agree with you. I just found it odd that you exemplified bearded men as guys who maintain guns and cars. As in, if a girl wants that type of rugged man she needn't look further than the chin.

Well, maybe "rugged" is poor word choice as it typically defines a beard anyway.

Oh, I guess they did...

*duh

@atomx: Redundant. Breasts and V-neck shirts already serve that purpose.

@ANoel: follow me then ;)

@Way: :)

How about a target so you can go for the Bulls-eye?

*Checks to make sure it's not already there before hitting 'Submit'...

@Amiash:
no but i am the best!

@Way:
Not so much that bearded men DO do those things, but that prissy, clean shaven, manicured men don't.

@nutbastard: it is?
Shit, I'm lucky if I look like that on a good day...