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Bagetty Wiener Microwave

There's apparently a market out there catering to people who don't want to use a one-size-fits-all microwave, as evidenced by the Ultra-Mini Microwave we reviewed yesterday, and this Bagetty elongated microwave. Instead of being relatively boxy like traditional models, this thing is long and tube-shaped, making it perfect for hot dogs, wieners, franks, sausages, bratwurst and other long meat. It's just a concept, meaning you won't have to make the very difficult decision of whether or not you want to purchase one. [Martin Zampach via The Design Blog via DVice]

1:20 PM on Thu Apr 3 2008
By Jason Chen
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J0hnP at 01:29 PM on 04/03/08
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Make it USB powered, and I'm there!
Darrone at 01:33 PM on 04/03/08
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looks like a weiner stasis chamber.. for preservation... of weiners...
greysky at 01:33 PM on 04/03/08
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you would really have to love hotdogs to buy this.
ANoel at 01:36 PM on 04/03/08
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You have to screw it ?
tonashideska at 01:40 PM on 04/03/08
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Shouldn't this be on Fleshbot?
Moonshadow101 at 01:44 PM on 04/03/08
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"It doesn't matter how I got horrible burns all over my penis, doc, just fix 'em."
macserv at 01:58 PM on 04/03/08
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A specialized weiner microwave (weinerwave? no... that gets you arrested), and it doesn't even poke little vent holes in the hot dog for you? Sheesh, non starter.

I suppose if it did, it would certainly deter the Darwinners like in Moonshadow's comment above :D
Mayor McRib at 02:00 PM on 04/03/08
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A void has been filled.
I have been awaiting a tanning bed for my schlong for years.
bosskev at 02:06 PM on 04/03/08
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Clicking through to the original links, it turns out this thing is actually conceived as a baguette warmer for use in pubs (and thus the name "Bagetty"). Still, it is nice to know that if it is large enough to take in loaves of french bread, then even the most generously-proportioned tube meats would fit without cramping. Hate when that happens.
Curves at 02:10 PM on 04/03/08
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I assumed this is a new sterilization option for men. Family planning and a chilli cheese dog all in one multifunction device.
cyborgtroy at 02:11 PM on 04/03/08
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"making it perfect for hot dogs, wieners, franks, sausages, bratwurst and other long meat."

Hey, what if I stuck my
Dook_In_The_Urinal at 02:15 PM on 04/03/08
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"......and other long meat."

That leaves me out.:(
marksimmons at 02:16 PM on 04/03/08
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Does anyone know if this is just a concept?
[www.wdbathrooms.co.uk]
Meurs at 02:18 PM on 04/03/08
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I'll have to wait for the Magnum model, heh heh heh. (I eat big hot dogs to compensate).
marksimmons at 02:20 PM on 04/03/08
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Is this just a concept?
www.wdbathrooms.co.uk/acatalog/Shower.html
Way at 02:20 PM on 04/03/08
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@Darrone: "looks like a weiner stasis chamber.. for preservation... of weiners..."

::spit take::
Meurs at 02:21 PM on 04/03/08
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I'll have to wait for the Magnum. Heh. Heh. Heh. What? I eat big hot dogs.
Munch at 02:44 PM on 04/03/08
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"Make shrinkage a thing of the past!!!"
SirDrinksalot at 02:44 PM on 04/03/08
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It will work terribly. Microwaves have a reflective blade on the top that deflect the beam and tries to scatter it as much as possible. There are often still hot spots tho. Having a rotating platter helps this but still... On this thing, how is it going evenly heat the hotdog?
danger_the_pirate at 02:56 PM on 04/03/08
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@Moonshadow101: this thing could be trouble for Art Price.
fastmike at 03:01 PM on 04/03/08
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was the picnic table underage ?
cyborgtroy at 03:35 PM on 04/03/08
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@Meurs: "I eat big hot dogs"

Question mark.
mtopper at 03:49 PM on 04/03/08
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shouldnt someone, suggest that somebody, put this down his pants?
Gtaste8 at 03:50 PM on 04/03/08
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add a hardboiled eggger attachment and then we can party
mtopper at 03:51 PM on 04/03/08
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@bosskev:

tube meats? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

choo
firesign at 04:00 PM on 04/03/08
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@bosskev: so you can use it to warm your wiener and your baguette? that'd be nice on a cold winter morning.
Superevil at 04:00 PM on 04/03/08
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So how long before some lonely guy sticks his cock in there and it's all over the news?
CaptLonestar at 04:11 PM on 04/03/08
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href="#c5010043">marksimmons: I smell April Fool's day on that one! ;)
killthebabysitter at 04:45 PM on 04/03/08
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one look at these and the terrorist will talk...no doubt in my mind.
shpe11 at 06:01 PM on 04/03/08
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@ first i guess that is kinda "shoot with microwaves to the food to warm it", but no :(
bosskev at 07:24 PM on 04/03/08
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@firesign: Actually, "Warm Your Weiner" would make a much better name than "Bagetty".
thesum at 10:30 PM on 04/03/08
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so um... What's the over/under on how long before someone puts their penis in this thing?
kbarrett at 01:28 PM on 04/04/08
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SO ... does this come with a set of warning "Do Not ..." pictographs?

Will Chen's avatar put this one down his pants?