Not something that you frak your lady of the night on top of, nor anything to do with William Shatner, Adrian Zmed and Heather Locklear, the Hookah Table is a customized table that you can get high on, as well as under. Costing around $600 bucks, there's a bowl on top, which I guess you can put the salt in when your folks come round for dinner, and four hoses for you and your mates to suck on after your Mom has done the washing up and the coast is clear. You can choose from loads of different finishes (sadly, Happy is not one of them) but I'm sure if Ms Locklear makes it to yours you could ask her if she's up for it. [Hookah Tables via BallerHouse]
Hookah Table Not What It Sounds Like, Thank Gawd
9:00 AM on Sat Apr 5 2008
By Addy Dugdale
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"Table is a customized table that you can get high on" I'd like to point out that not everyone puts pot in a hookah.
This looks so AWESOME! And as danmandle said...not everyone uses them to get high. I have a hooka currently that I brought home from Iraq, and is strictly used for flavored tobacco. Its a very smooth smoke and you get a buss just form the tobacco. No need for additional illeagal substances IMHO.
...but $600 is a little pricey for an occasional smoke of tobacco...
Not what it sounds like? WTF. Hookah sounds like hookah...And it looks like a table to get high with....sure you can put other stuff than pot in there....just like i "can" put stuff other than gasoline in my car.........................
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I have never known people to put anything other than tobacco in their Hookah. It's too much effort to clean it out otherwise, and there are better methods of smoking the other stuff anyway. 'Round my parts, Hookahs are flavored tobacco only.
@Tommasta: Same here. Only tobacco.
That's exactly what it sounds like. I don't know anyone who uses a hookah for tobacco. Then again, I don't know anyone who smokes tobacco if it's not in cigarettes.
Four Pipes + Four Retards + Tobacco = one fucked up night
this would be a great thing to integrate into a pool table, only the bowl would have to go someplace else.
agreed@Tommasta:
First of all, if dope is good enough for the Pope, then it's good enough for us all. And secondly, hookah sounds like hooker. It looks like hookah, but it sounds like hooker. And I'm a puerile overlord who never says no to a cheap joke. Or an Adrian Zmed reference, so there.
@stinkyboy: Thirded. The extremely hot charcoal makes it really unsuitable to burning weed. It'd all be gone in seconds. The flavoured molasses soaked tobacco on the other hand sticks around for a while.
@Addy Dugdale: It only sounds like hooker if it's said with a British accent!
hookah is meant for flavored tobacco and only dumb ignorant people put pot in there to get a better high off of it and o top of that once you put pot in there the hookah will never be the same again. Hookahs are meant for tobacco and bongs are for pot.
Apple shisha is my favorite.
Over here my friends smoke the hookah, nargila or whatever you want to call it, 24/7, if you'd take a picture of me, 9 out of 10 times, it's with a cigarette in either one of my hands or mouth, take a snapshot of them, 9/10 times with the hookah-tubes in their mouth. nothing more than a different way of getting the nicotine in your body.
And as a dutch guy, living in israel i have one comment only on the 'other' uses of the hookah: buy a g-d bong, it's like using your car to fry an egg, it works, but it looks stupid.
@Addy Dugdale:
"First of all, if dope is good enough for the Pope, then it's good enough for us all"
fo real
@QAdam: This is reply to everyone who is talking about getting high with a hookah... clearly none of you have a clue what you're talking about. If you put weed in a hookah, you're an idiot, as it is a complete waste of money to do so (very inefficient). There are much better methods to getting high if thats the goal. Hookah is for tobacco, and if some of you don't know that, then chances are you live in a small town, because hookah cafes are popping up ALL over most cities now (especially here in southern california).
Comment on Hookah Table Not What It Sounds Like, Thank Gawd a hookah is middle eastern it is used to smoke molassas tobacco called shisha it comes in many different flavors also people generaly dont smoke weed in them if thy know what they are doing because it messes it up
Hmm, i want to make a shisha table, i'm fed up of my friend kicking it over, or burning my carpet with the coals...
...as for a flavor, watermelon rules; as does mint
Well, I don't know about you folks, but I only smoke hash and opi--
Oh wait, shit--I meant, um, tobacco. Shisha. Yep. That's all that they're good for, and only a fool doesn't know that.
I say WTF? then LOL twice.
And I'm sticking with Zig Zags
Cleaning that thing of cannabinoids would suck.
Talk about one majorly sketchy website. The only real picture on the site doesn't even have a bowl for the shisha. ALthough it does give me an excellent idea for new weekend project!
P.S. I'm smoking hookah right now. Apple/Watermelon FTW!
why do you need to make a hookah table? the traditional bong does the job... it's like hey let's make a cigarette hat.
I'll stick with my bong.
Which I only use for tobacco.
..Yeah. Just tobacco.
I got some shisha called SilverFox that's an apple/mint blend. It's goooood. And pot is NOT allowed in my hookah. There are other devices that work better (as previously mentioned).
Yeah.. seriously didn't get the 'sounds like' joke. Hookah has a "hoooo" sound in the beginning, not huwh like hook.
It's hoo-kah, not hook-ah.
Weird that people don't know that. ;)
And this is just going by if the commenter was right about it sounding like 'hooker'.
man... i've smooked hookah tons. I have two hookahs. i also have lots of shisha, the flavored tobacco. I must say that neither of mine have ever had pot in them. In fact, I've had multiple friends of mine tell me that if you mix shisha and pot (or just use the same hookah for both at different times) it can make you extremely sick. Not high sick, but barfing sick. So I would lean away from generalizing this as a table to get high with.
@QAdam: It's supposed to sound like hooker
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