Toilet Vacuum Sucks Up All the Crap on Your DeskS

It's a mini tabletop vacuum that's shaped like a toilet. Yep, that's pretty much it. Except! There is a large piece of shit floating in it when you lift the lid. And that's what makes it worth posting, really. It's $14 priceless for the next time your mom drops by your disgusting living space. [Smutty Gifts (Probably NSFW) via Nerd Approved]