Not even the website says what it is made of? Plastic I am assuming then. And this could easily be a 12 to 16 port hub. Fail.

Only 4 ports for $28!!

Only hard core transformers fans will buy this.

How in the heck have they solved the problem of not animating any electronic device exposed to the All Spark, even if it is just 4 female USB ports? Experts agree, a female USB port would be animated into a kind of electronic ladybug thing.

If it would play "You Got The Touch" whenever you plug something in, I'd buy it. Otherwise, it's about as cool as Starscream when his Aunt Flo comes for her monthly visit.

Michael Bay seemed so dead set on making the transformers realistic, using the biggest rig available even if it wasn't the right type, to ensure that they did not need to change mass as they transformed...

And yet the minute he wanted to have this giant cube that could be carried in your pocket he happily threw that excuse for changing Optimus out the window.

Forget it transforming gadgets, what if you go to plug something in and it grows to it's full size? *splat*

@Elliuotatar: Michael Bay? What are you talking about?!

Last time I checked there was only one Transformers movie and it starred Orson Welles as a giant planet-eating Transformer and Spike said a bad word.

John Mayer here telling you kids to stay off drugs. Pot ain't hot.

I am USB Hub of Borg.

Resistance is futile.

I'd rather have a Maltese Falcon USB Hub or a Marsellus Wallace Briefcase USB Hub. At lease those mcguffins were cool.

Why do all USB hubs only have 4 ports? I've got a bazillion USB gadgets these days; why can't I get a hub with 8 or 16 ports?

@dry-roasted-peanuts: 10 points for knowing what a McGuffin is!

it looks interesting...if it glowed lol

Make me a Hellraiser puzzle box version and I'm sold!

Now then, Being the AllSpark and all, I assume it is a Pwered USB without having to plug it in, am I correct?

I love the Transformers and other 80's cartoons (no better era for cartoons, ever). I would buy this.

Half of the bill is going for nostalgia, other half is going for the USB hub.

Oh, and the Transformers movie was a great summer blockbuster.

This was the stupidest plot-hole in the movie (besides the useless Australian hacker and her fat sidekick).

As long as I don't have to have the experience ruined by an anticlimatic Linkin Park song [that sounds the same as every other Linkin Park song] when I'm done with it, it's fine.

@Elliuotatar: Yet if you looked closely at the movie, you'll find all the TFs did mass-shifting as well, making the entire exercise moot from the beginning.

(Nevermind that a lot of the transformations were plainly impossible).

another hellraiser puzzle box?
incest incest musical fruit
the more you plug the more you toot
the more you toot the better you fill
lets have incest for every ordeal

Do I get Megan Fox if I buy the All Spark USB Hub?

Guess it's not worth purchasing then.

@ph15h: No, but you get a minority stake in Shia LeBeouf's SOUL.

@FredicvsMaximvs: because odds are a usb hub with no external powersource would explodiate your computer and who knows what kind of awful shit would happen if the allspark exploded. It might cause the new hulk movie to disappear and be replaced with that stinker of a last try. Oi, if I made something that bad I'd ask for a do-over too. I would also cast Edward Norton as the hulk, that made me smile. Perhaps cast Robin Williams as the enemy and end it with a musical number where they dance together?