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Toast Mattress Perfect For Hot, Buttery Afternoon Delights

Sure, Wilson, there is plenty of information out there today on flat toasters, but what about mattresses that look like toast? You didn't consider that, did you? Well, worry not, because I'm here to serve up this toasty, delectable looking 6' by 7' Inflatable Toast Mattress to top off our crispy brunch coverage for the day. Don't let the looks fool you though. Since this toast is made of rubber, not wheat, it is more for the sleepy, not the hungry. Sleeping with a knife and butter is optional but not recommended, since the Inflatable Toast Mattress retails for $170. [Archie McPhee via Fabulist]

4:00 PM on Sun Apr 20 2008
By Jack Loftus
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islandhopper at 04:15 PM on 04/20/08
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gives new meaning to the term "sandwich" . I wonder if the model in the photo know's what that means, lol
workingonyourinvoice at 04:35 PM on 04/20/08
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mmm... inflatable rubber toast... ahahafafghghahaha
StrangeTikiGod at 04:42 PM on 04/20/08
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You're about 19 days late on this one...it was one of McPhee's April Fool's Day products...along with Squirrel Underpants.
Wiliam Hook at 04:50 PM on 04/20/08
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Imagine the chat-up lines with that...."wanna come butter some toast, girl?"
theMockingNoob at 04:51 PM on 04/20/08
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Yaay!! Now it is possible for me to cross off #256 on my "Places-to-do-IT-and-by-IT-I-mean-sex List":

256. Do it on a toast-shaped-bed
strider_mt2k at 05:10 PM on 04/20/08
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This is the awesomest thing ever.
strider_mt2k at 05:14 PM on 04/20/08
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I might have to move my first drink up 1/2 hour because of this post.

Anyone else like a Harp Lager?
I have frosty glasses!

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MayorWest at 06:17 PM on 04/20/08
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Since nobody else went for the obvious...

I get up in the morning 'bout six A.M.
Have a little jelly, have a little jam
Take a piece of bread, put it in the slot
Push down the lever and the wires get hot,
I get toast.
YEAH, TOAST!
YEAH, TOAST!
Amiash is not allowed at 07:00 PM on 04/20/08
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Why does it remind me of a episode in The office when Michael (steve Carell) Burned his foot from the grill.
Amiash is not allowed at 07:14 PM on 04/20/08
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@Amiash: did i just wrote my comment in the wrong post? oppss...sorry then.
DucatiGuy at 07:30 PM on 04/20/08
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I would like to butter your toast!
DozeUser at 07:39 PM on 04/20/08
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Lol

"he@Wiliam Hook: "wanna come butter some toast, girl?" now definitely gets the #2 spot on my list of the worst/funniest pickup lines of all time.

For those who want to know "Hey baby I'll buy you a pizza takes #1" (and that is quoted from a Frank Zappa song)
adkitchen at 07:50 PM on 04/20/08
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The idea is to buy 2... then you can be a "_____"-sandwich for halloween!
Mongoose at 08:09 PM on 04/20/08
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This is just what I need for my The Borrowers cosplay! [*1]

--Mongoose
[*1] I do not actually perform The Borrowers cosplay.
sfokevin at 08:27 PM on 04/20/08
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OOOH BABY... Bring on the Marmalade...
itchytooth at 08:38 PM on 04/20/08
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Well don't just rye there.
itchytooth at 08:45 PM on 04/20/08
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This would be good for sunbathing at the lake, with friends, covered in butter.
DeadWriter at 10:19 PM on 04/20/08
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It would me nice if it were a real product.
fusedinertia at 11:49 PM on 04/20/08
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It is a real product....there is an add to cart on there...
[mcphee.com]
bosskev at 12:35 AM on 04/21/08
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@fusedinertia: Yeah, but after you add it to the cart you get this message (screen grab at left).
[idisk.mac.com]
So, no, very sad to say, not a real product. But clearly there is an eager buying public in the buttery-foods-as-furniture market.
--Tito-- at 12:45 AM on 04/21/08
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NUTRITIOUS AND FUCKLITCIOUS!!
DeadWriter at 12:59 AM on 04/21/08
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Perhaps, like ThinkGeek they will choose to make it.
Jules Winfield at 01:24 AM on 04/21/08
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...gonna find mt baby, gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight......mmmmmmmm,mmmmmmmm, afternoon delight."

Greatest song ever!
adrunkenmonkey at 01:33 AM on 04/21/08
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Chet:Lady, I wanna get to the bottom of this. ASAFP.
Lisa: Oh, so do I.
Chet: But first I'd like to... butter your muffin.
Lisa: Why do you have to be such a wanker?
Chet: Because I get off on it!
strider_mt2k at 07:32 AM on 04/21/08
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Oh man I just sent an email to the Smuckers folks about sheets!
DAMMIT!

Stuff like this really burns my, uh um.
This pisses me off!
liveinvt at 09:52 AM on 04/21/08
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It's probably coated with chemicals to make it look like that, but it's still funny looking!
GOKOR at 10:25 AM on 04/21/08
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Now I can lay on my toast bed while talking on my hamburger phone to a girl on her banana phone while she is wearing fruit roll up underwear.
Kaiser-Machead at 11:13 AM on 04/21/08
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That ain't sammich spread.
winterwarloc at 01:26 PM on 04/21/08
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if only it was a Jesus toast mattress
winterwarloc at 01:30 PM on 04/21/08
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if only it were a Jesus toast mattress
ANoel at 02:03 PM on 04/21/08
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Honey, spred it! Spred it GOOD!