Boom. Headshot.

Wait..

Didn't the Dilophosaurus already patent this idea?

@Kaiser-Machead: We'll run him over when we come back.

The applicator should finish with a shower of sparks so that the goo lights up like napalm!

That'll learn 'em!

Holy cow. There should be a betting pool over when we see the first lawsuit for this.

@Kaiser-Machead: All it needs is the pop-out peacock like reptilian skin to scare the "would be raper" away.

Actually I'd like to make the first fecal reference at this time as well.

Thank you.

"Non-flammable, tested safely with Tasers and stun guns."

Also, for an additional $12.95 you can get the leather holster.

Thankfully, does not ship to MI, NY, MA, WI, AK, or HI.

I just looked at the photo again...

It looks like the final frame of a German sex video.

Wow, this gel seems to work so well your attacker will no longer be able to breathe!

How can you say no?! ... Well as your face is melting away the thought of losing your eyes would cause most people to scream No!.

@strider_mt2k: Hey! No crap-joke squatting! You have to make the effort at least.
@DustyButt: Now that is how you claim it.

2nd one: You can get the same visual and blinding effects from a monkey on a pure Jalapeño diet.

We polled a group of attackers who've tried new Pepper Gel and here's what they had to say:

AAAAAAAAAAAA! GET IT OFF OOOOW HOLY SHIIT MY EYES OOOOOW GET IT OFF!

Nothing beats a good can of spray polish and a cigarette lighter. Flame on!

Wow, see if I steal anymore man-bags.

"Freeze!" *fap fap fap*

I can only see this thread getting better...

are those RAY-BANS???

Perfect for the paranoid hot chick who thinks everyone is out to get her.
"Excuse me miss, do you have the ti- AARRHGH!! AAHHH MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!!!"

I... I'd rather get shot...

I know of another kind of gel that blinds pretty well too....ha....ha.

Ouch!

nah - just drag them out and kick them

chocolate headshottttttttttttttt

They totally stole this idea from me. I've been keeping a small monkey which I feed nothing but hot sauce and burritos. I've surgically implanted a butt plug that I can open and close with the flick of my thumb, and carry him in a small backpack in case of an emergency.

@strider_mt2k: looks like a face full of shit to me.......that ok for you ? lol

funny that advert says $50

And this is why you do not hold a naked child with explosive diarhea over your head folks.

@workingonyourinvoice
you are SO wasted posting here - write a book.:

In the future it is illegal to carry a spice weasel with the runs for this very reason.

sure it'll ward off rapists but it'll only attract nachos.

@Gonzie: That's probably for the bear sized can. Like the one Dog, The Bounty Hunter carries.

But this stuff is good in that it foams as it hits, then melts a little, so it will go behind glasses. Good for the crook wearing the shades. Some of these also have UV dye in them, so you can find the guy at the local rave.

And to quote Homer: Mmmmmmm, incapacitating.

Dude, this looks fucking awesome.

Death by face full of shit it shall be

that last post was worth a star lol

@strider_mt2k: DAMN IT!!! Yea, that's what I saw too. Disgusting.

I heard the idea for this came from a Porto-potty technician after a chili-dog eating contest.

@ideaman2020: But we need it here in NY to combat the trigger happy police officers who WILL be getting these as standard issue.

pepper spray just makes me hornier

If someone hit me with that, I would just eat it.

I went through Security and Bodyguard training here in Texas (a career path I ended up not pursuing). As part of the final part of training, we had to be maced in the face with Law Enforcement grade mace. Let me tell you, it is NOT PLEASANT! Even with having buckets of clean water and soap (forget which kind is recommended), it was a painful experience.

While I see the benefit of a potential victim being able to get FAR away from their would-be assailant, I can see this being overused/abused. I just hope it isn't.

On the technical side of things, because there is no mist, you don't have to worry about anyone else getting hit by it, including yourself. The blowback from the macing can affect the person dishing it out as well. With this, it wouldn't be a problem.

All that being said...

"Don't Paste Me Bro!"

Want.

Sometimes America scares me.

Look for this in the latest blue man group production, poo man group. I dunno that dummy head reminds me of them.

@Slartibartfast: Damn.

So how many chocoholics first thought they'd REALLY like to lick that thing's face?

Not to mention the fecalphiliacs...

There should be a meeting of the minds.

Wait, electric guns are flammable?

Is there an award for most hilarious thread?

"sure it'll ward off rapists but it'll only attract nachos."

@TonyTriple: That comment made me shoot milk out my nose.

Hi, I'm Destinatus, and I'm professionally certified in defensive use of OC Spray, aka Pepper Spray.

The concern that prompted the use of gel is the "washing effect" of traditional more liquid delivery media. You spray bad guy, bad guy feels the burn, but the spray is so runny that it washes away the active ingredient. Bad, but hard to avoid and a problem that can be minimized with training.

The problem with this type of delivery media, and the reason "gels" have been tried before and abandoned, is because it is much more difficult to ensure good coverage of the aggressor's face at the ranges they are advertising. Sticky is great, but that dummy was probably sprayed at point-blank range... that's a LOT of stuff him, more than I could see fitting into most consumer and police-use cans. You want a good trade-off of range and effectiveness? Try one of the reputable manufacturers (not these guys) in a "Stream" configuration. Minimum mist, minimum blowback, maximum range. About 15 feet.

The "10% active ingredient!" thing is bullcrap. The active ingredient is peppers, and how hot the spray feels is determined by the SCU (Scoville Heat Unit) measurement of the spray, not by how much pepper is in it. My preferred brand, Fox, has an active ingredient measure of 2%, but at 5.2 million SHU's. The fact that the ad does not give you a heat measurement could mean that they used lots and lots of relatively crappy pepper.

So when you see "17%!" or "50%!" at Wal-mart, keep in mind that it means very little. Take advantage of the extensive research that police departments have done as to what brand is more effective, and stick with that. I like Fox, myself.

Oh, and the reason folks used to catch on fire after being sprayed and tasered was that the delivery media was alcohol. Now it's been changed almost universally to water-based or oil-based delivery.

And the proper way to treat someone who has been sprayed is to put them under continuously running water for a few minutes to clean their eyes out, followed by cleaning their skin with NON-OIL soap. I cannot stress this enough. Use an oil-based soap, and you'll just trap the pepper on the skin and re-activate it. Ouch. Use baby shampoo if at all possible. Many pet shampoos also will work in a pinch. If you can't get access to lots of water or soap it's going to hurt worse for longer, but it will not permanently damage anything and the pain will subside after an hour or two.

Hope I've been of help. OC spray is very useful for folks who cannot afford to get into fistfights (small women, the elderly, the disabled) and is also great for folks like me who carry a pistol but would rather not shoot someone just because he wants to get into a shoving match. On "use of force" scales OC spray is much lower than even bare-handed physical attacks. If you think that most folks who get into fistfights rub their jaw for a minute and then go about life, then you watch entirely too much TV!

They already have a UV Dye laced Foaming kind, I wonder how they would stack up against each other in a Pepper Spray BATTLEMODO!!!!! Imagine, Frucci and Lam, 12 o'clock high noon, you each get 10 paces, turn, than fire.

@MagnoliaBoy: Just make sure that during the battlemodo Jason doesn't end up sticking this down his pants.

Never again will I go to the strip club next to Taco Bell.

@MagnoliaBoy: That would be brilliant. 10 seconds of them squaring off, then firing, and another 10 minutes of them rolling on the ground in agony. I would pay shipping and handling for a DVD of that to keep forever.

If you Google "shitfaced",is this the pic you'll see?

I just wanna know why the mannequin head is wearing sunglasses. It looks like he was cruising along in his BMW convertible and got sprayed with leaking sewage from a passing plane.

Two girls, one can, for the sadomasochist in you.

this is the BEST THREAD YET!!!

btw dumping milk on your face is the best cure for pepper spray the fattier the better.

What? i just knew that's all. what are you implying?

it's the "Possible Electrocution" bit that gets me...

I mean, that's saying "this could kill someone"

@rickster434:
Nope.. they are Ray-BURNS!

@Munch: Ha Ha! You, sir, win.

So... gentlemen, it's time to redo the Mapquest commercial again but using this stuff...

+ Watch video

Any volunteers?

:)

@Sleeper_Service: Sometimes America scares me.

We must redouble our efforts. America should scare you all of the time.