These look sweet! I heard they are a piece of cake to use.

Whoever is buying stuff like this, please stop. let the company's that make this see its not profitable and stop wasting our time.

Ugh. Up next, we'll see a Baron Vladimir Harkonnen Heart Plug USB drive...

Great. I just make a public commitment to lose weight, and you taunt me with these delectable gadgets! Damn you, Gizmodo, damn you to hell!

... a peripheral that made us actually want to put it in our mouths and swallow

Now you're just making this too easy

What's next a peripheral up a cows/peacock/dog/cats ass?

I LOVE cakes with fruit
I know what I want for my 19th birthday...imma buy one of these and take it to the bakers.

Let them eat USB!

Well, that takes the ...! (oh, nevermind)

@General Tsao aka Ivan the Impaler: Cat's azz peripherals R so yesterdaze!

Can I haz cheezburger?

Very realistic. Yummy.

...have we seen a peripheral that made us actually want to put it in our mouths and swallow

Really? I felt that way with the penis USB drives.

Wait...

I dont know about your co-workers, but if you leave ANYTHING even remotely edible sitting around here, it vanishes. Fast.

@Atsumi: ....link please!

NSFW-ish

@Atsumi: LMAOOOOOO you really just made my day. ::wipes tear from eye:: 1 gig?!...when i...when i put it in my usb port...it says it says...IS IT IN YET?! hahaha....sorry

@carmen89: ::sigh:: you're 19? Now this thread really sucks!!! (or I'm just really jealous)

@shamoononon: why does this thread suck :(

Don't be jealous it's not like i'll be 18 forever...I TURN 19 IN JULY , SEE!

@carmen89: I turn 20 in September. MAYBE I'LL GET ONE OF THESE FOR MY BIRTHDAY CAKE!

@carmen89:
sez carmen89: "This wound is still open. Quick! Hand me some salt!"

Actually, it wont' be too long before I celebrate my 18th birthday. Third one.

@Atsumi: haha I am gonna get like 12 pieces of these usbs and make a small mini cake,lol.

@bosskev: :( I didn't mean to :'(
LoL...theres only so many times the workers at chucky cheese can sing you happy birthday without KNOWING you're just lying to yourself and everyone around you...it's time to come clean!

@bosskev: They just need to make USB candles and you'll be set.

@carmen89: Oh crap. You reminded me of a very scary instance.

When I was like 16 or something, my best friend and I went to Ryan's and told them "It's out birthday, we're twins." So they brought us both cake and ice cream... and we left before they could get the balloons to us.

Later that night me (now) ex-boyfriend got his pinky chopped off. I still refer to that as the "Satan Cake Incident."

@Atsumi: WTF?! thats horrible! I have thought about it SO MANY times to tell them it's my birthday just to see what happens and now you have assured me that I WILL NEVER EVER do this,lol. You should go around to schools in America and let them know the dangers of lying for food.

I would expect to see this on Kotaku.

If it came in a decent size, with a commensurate price, I'd pick one up.

@Munch: you almost beat me...

'Not since the USB Food Hub from Solid Alliance have we seen a peripheral that made us actually want to put it in our mouths and swallow'

oh really? what about this one......

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Sorry, I have to say it. I LIKE PIE!

[we-live.to]

@gtpooh: ..... i don't

@VENAT0R: But then I ended up beating you. :p

They should market them to wedding planners as guest favors; they'll sell hundreds at a time.

@MichelleMyBelle: I'd do it. Right along side my DeathStar cake.

Also... before anyone else says it...

The cake is a lie.

Yeah. I went there.

@carmen89: Ah, because you have never had MY pie. I learned from my great grandmother in the 1960s. The trick is to add the water and mix as little as possible, so you don't break up the tiny globules of shortening that make it flaky. :D

@Atsumi: That's what she said?