The Price: $190 The Verdict: Amazing, but pricey. The clock works just as described, displaying phrases instead of times. You can have up to ten different variations on a single "minute", so 10:10 could be "ten ten", "ten past ten", "ten minutes past ten", "fifty til eleven", or whatever other weird notation you can think of. To make your own language packs (it already comes with English, French, Russian and Spanish), just make an .xls file and send it to Art Lebedev. They'll convert it to Verbarius' proprietary format. There are a few quirks to the clock though. First, it's not battery-operated, so you'll have to plug it using the included USB AC adapter or any USB source. Second, the internal CPU is slow (as you'd expect in a clock), so adjusting the time is actually incredibly sluggish. It takes more than a second to change the hour or minute, and you can only change it one tick at a time—no holding it down.
The biggest oddity is how the default English language pack sometimes displays minutes. Ten three? Ten two? Nobody says this. It's easily fixed in a software update, so we're not going to dock off too many points for this. After having actually used the clock for a while, we have to agree with our first instincts. It's definitely a very, very cool time-telling device, but $190 is a bit steep. If it were somewhere down in the $120 to $140 range, we'd be all over it. [Art Lebedev]