With the financial and technological backing of Apple at your side, you decide to devote only 10% of your attention to running the company and 90% of your attention to becoming Batman.

Your first outing goes horribly wrong. Two muggers have cornered you in an alley. Your martial arts skills, though impressive to your adult night school Tae Kwon Do class, won’t be enough to get you out of this mess. You...

• Grab a nearby Sony laptop battery and hope it explodes. Turn to page 64.
• Open up your utility belt and throw razor-sharp iPod Shuffles at their faces. Turn to page 80.
• Activate your real life, actually working Reality Distortion Field to stun and arouse your assailants. Turn to page 50.

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