• By Jason Chen
    Dec 21, 2008 12:25 AM 10,568
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    Choose Your Own Apple CEO Adventure

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    You’ve been waiting for this moment all your life, but unfortunately you’re as unsuited for this position as anybody who’s ever lived.

    Nevertheless, the board has great confidence in your skills (because your dad is on the board). The stock tanks anyway.

    Turn to page 87.


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