It's official: My money is gone. Electronics? Mortgage? Pants? No superfluous spending for me, thanks. I invested in life's two basic pillars: Food and booze. So, I can has flash memory for zero bucks? Yes.

Computing & Peripherals

• HP Officejet Pro L7680 All-in-One w/ Bluetooth Dongle & HP Photo Book for $139.99 (Recertified) (normally $220 - valid today only).

• Samsung 2433BW 24" Widescreen LCD Monitor for $259.99 plus free shipping (normally $300 - valid until 12/31. Use rebate form).

• Canon PIXMA MP190 All-In-One Inkjet Printer for $19.99 (normally $60 - valid today only).

Flash Memory

• 4GB Cruzer Micro Flash Drive for $8.99 plus free shipping (normally $15).

• Patriot Xporter XT 32GB USB Flash Drive for $42.99 plus free shipping (normally $70 - valid until 12/31. Use rebate form and coupon code for EMCBCCGDA for $7 off).

• Emprex 16GB USB Flash Drive for 19.99 (normally $30 - valid today only. Use rebate form).

Home Accessories

• Electrolux Intensity Upright Vacuum for $139.99 plus free shipping (normally $205).

Home Entertainment

• Onkyo TX-SR575S 7.1 Channel Home Theater Receiver for $175.63 plus free shipping (normally $220).

• Sceptre X46BV 46" 1080p Widescreen LCD HDTV for $699.99 (normally $900 - valid until 12/31, or first 100 customers. Use rebate form).

Kitchen

• Frost Cutlery 13-Piece Kitchen Cutlery Set for $9.99 (normally $27).

• George Foreman XXL Family Size Grill for $33 shipped (normally $70. Use coupon code JOY15 for 15% off).

Toys

• Excalibur Wireless Indoor R/C Helicopter MicroFlyer for $21.99 plus free shipping (normally $30).

Hobomodo

• SanDisk 4GB SD Extreme III Memory Card [3 Pack] for $0 (normally $60 - valid until 12/27. Must buy three and use rebate form). Updated: sold out.

• Sandisk 4GB Extreme III Compact Flash Card [3 Pack] for $0 (normally $60 - valid until 12/27. Must buy three and use rebate form). Updated: sold out.

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