Darth Vader Gets Pregnant, Has a Girl and a Cake

What in the name of all that is sugar frosted and cinnamon-flavored is this cake from hell? Is Darth Vader going to eat your baby? Is the Dark Lord your child's father too? Answer us!

Apparently, it's just a way to welcome a newborn girl into this world. Because nothing says "Have a wonderful life" better than a pastel-colored galaxy with the Dark Lord of the Sith kidnapping your baby. I would give it a 0.75 on the Jesus Switch Scale of wrongmodoness. [Cake Wrecks via Star Wars Blog]