Girl Refuses to Stop Texting in Class, School Calls Cops, Cops Arrest Girl

In an incident that wasn't at all excessive (nope), a 14-year-old girl in Wisconsin was arrested for refusing to stop sending text messages during class, where she proceeded to hide the phone in her ASS CRACK.

According to the Smoking Gun, the unnamed girl apparently ignored the teacher's requests to stop using her Samsung phone, but she kept on SMSing as she pleased. When the school security officer was called in, the girl claimed she didn't have a phone. The school finally called in the police, who searched the girl, and found the phone under her pants "in the buttocks area." The police confiscated her phone and charged her with disorderly conduct. These are your tax dollars at work, Wisconsin. [The Smoking Gun Original Photo Courtesy of m_m_mnemonic]