If you came here looking for rocking chairs for your gigantic boobs, sorry to disappoint. This gadget "takes the worry out of pouring liquids from gallon jugs, half-gallon jugs and 2-liter bottles."

The weak and enfeebled can now pour liquids safely and confidently—without annoying spills or stress to shoulders and elbows. It's available for $16. [Amazon via BookofJoe]