If you came here looking for rocking chairs for your gigantic boobs, sorry to disappoint. This gadget "takes the worry out of pouring liquids from gallon jugs, half-gallon jugs and 2-liter bottles."
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My plan to improve America:
1) Keep track of everyone who buys this
2) Prevent them from breeding