Here's something you should not do: put your cat in a bong when it's being too rambunctious. You moron. UPDATE

UPDATE: The AP is now reporting that unemployed cat bong guy "says he put cat in bong 3 times." [SF Gate]

Sadly, that's just what one Acea Schomaker of Omaha, Nebraska did. Cops responding to a domestic disturbance call found the 20-year-old asshole smoking weed out of a duct-taped plastic box with a garden hose running into it and the cat stuffed inside.

The cat was fine, luckily, if dazed. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society," said one of the cops. It presumably ate a shitton of cat food when it got there.

Schomaker was fined $400 and faces drug and misdemeanor animal cruelty charges, and the cat was removed from his custody. [Huffington Post]

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