Oops! I can't believe!
Oh. I'm sorry. My dog did anything extraordinary.
No no, my robot "Retro" cooked off. I'm the one who should apologize. He scared you.
Wanna go to cafe? I'll buy you a cup of coffee to make up for it.
The moral? If you can't talk to the only person who you share a cubicle with, you know, that girl who reads Package Business magazine, figure out a way to get your personal robot to cook off, making her electronic dog do anything extraordinary. This will scare the hell out of her, allowing you to then, only then, skip any and all introductions and invite that Venus for a cup of coffee. You know, "to make up for it." [YouTube via BotJunkie]