• By Mark Wilson
    Apr 1, 2009 7:30 PM 23,313
    read more: #filters, #gizmodopranks, #gizmodo, #jokes

    Geeze Giz, Enough Is Enough!

    Hey guys. Mark here—not some weird Russian spam advertisement. I just wanted to acknowledge that sometimes jokes aren't funny to everyone, even on holidays. And if you want to filter our coverage, here's how:

    Please provide us with the following information...

    Full Name
    Address
    Social Security #
    Bank Routing Number
    Country of Residence
    Telephone Number
    Mother's Maiden Name
    Date You Lost Your Virginity
    Rough Sketch of Your Fingerprint
    High Resolution Iris Scan Image

    Thanks guys.

    - Mark


    Send an email to Mark Wilson, the author of this post, at mark@gizmodo.com.