Hey guys. Mark here—not some weird Russian spam advertisement. I just wanted to acknowledge that sometimes jokes aren’t funny to everyone, even on holidays. And if you want to filter our coverage, here’s how:
Please provide us with the following information…
Full Name
Address
Social Security #
Bank Routing Number
Country of Residence
Telephone Number
Mother’s Maiden Name
Date You Lost Your Virginity
Rough Sketch of Your Fingerprint
High Resolution Iris Scan Image
Thanks guys.
– Mark
