Geeze Giz, Enough Is Enough!

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Hey guys. Mark here—not some weird Russian spam advertisement. I just wanted to acknowledge that sometimes jokes aren't funny to everyone, even on holidays. And if you want to filter our coverage, here's how:

Please provide us with the following information...

Full Name
Social Security #
Bank Routing Number
Country of Residence
Telephone Number
Mother's Maiden Name
Date You Lost Your Virginity
Rough Sketch of Your Fingerprint
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Thanks guys.

- Mark

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