Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse: Right Click With Your Goldfinger

Sadly, this mouse is not made out of real gold bullion, which would have made it completely insane, but it does go well with your fake gold USB hub and gold PC.

What kind of person would buy a wireless gold mouse? In my estimation, the customer base consists of the three distinct personalities pictured below.

Gold Bullion Wireless Mouse: Right Click With Your Goldfinger

[iwoot via Maximum PC]