Metal Detector Sandals Are the Perfect Fit For the Super Lazy

Tonight, on your local news at 11: Area man shocked slightly after wandering into surf while wearing his new metal detector shoes.

It could happen, is all I'm saying, as these $60 gems from Hammacher Schlemmer contain a 9-volt battery and plenty of copper wire. The anklet pack vibrates, flashes or buzzes when you walk over something metal, up to 2 feet below the surface. [Hammacher Schlemmer via OhGizmo]