Bachelor Chow, It's What's for Dinner

I've waited for this moment since season one of Futurama. Man and canine, living together, sharing a bowl.

Now with Kooky Chew Human Dog Food, you can succumb to temptation and indulge in the succulent but crunchy world of kibble. And you even get a bundled bowl to complete the experience.

2 and 1/2 ounces of crunchy cookies come in every $1.49 pack (cheap!), coupled with a delectable candy bone that's almost as delicious looking as a raw hide. It's my greatest wish that adding a bit of water to the mix will produce a frothy beef gravy. But if not, I guess that's why God gave us Manwich. [Stupid via Nerd Approved]