Stationary Troop Defends Your Desktop With Pen and Tape ArtilleryS

Well, "defend" is probably not the right word considering that Stationary Troop's weapons are only for show. However, he is always ready to squeeze off a round of pens or tape should the need arise.

Stationary Troop Defends Your Desktop With Pen and Tape ArtilleryS

[Brando via Foolish Gadgets]