Now, I can admit a fondness for Lego. They're probably the greatest toy ever made. But wearing a Lego construction on your chest? That might be a bit much.
The Brick Construction Shirt from ThinkGeek features a big ol' baseplate on the chest. That means you can build whatever you want—your name in bricks, a TIE Fighter, a busy castle scene, whatever—and then wear it around. How uncomfortable sounding!
But hey, at least it's better than those Ed Hardy shirts. [ThinkGeek]