• By Jack Loftus
    Sep 27, 2009 3:00 PM 27,889
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    Blood Energy Drink Surprisingly Not Comprised of Bottled Twilight Fangirl Angst

    This vampire shit has gone too far. I mean really, can we just drop the act and start drinking real human blood already?

    Lameness/creepiness aside, this is actually slightly cooler than drinking Dungeons & Dragons.

    Six bucks apiece and starts shipping in January. [Urban Collector via Nerd Approved via Neatorama]


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