This vampire shit has gone too far. I mean really, can we just drop the act and start drinking real human blood already?
Lameness/creepiness aside, this is actually slightly cooler than drinking Dungeons & Dragons.
https://gizmodo.com/d-d-soda-is-really-your-parents-shameful-tears-bottled-5364100
Six bucks apiece and starts shipping in January. [Urban Collector via Nerd Approved via Neatorama]