OK, so the Noggin' Net fishing hat is totally ludicrous, but am I crazy to think that the risk of horrible burning and food poisoning is totally worth waking up to fresh eggs and pancakes on my bedside table?
If there's a better, cheaper way to see your friend's and family's true colors on Christmas, if but for a minute, I'm not aware of it. So great. And again, I may have low standards, but I would be pretty excited to open a BeerBeard on Christmas morning.
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