Zipper Motorboat Unzips the Ocean's Jeans

Oh Yasuhiro Suzuki, you clever man you! Thank you for adding some much needed absurdity to this world, in the form of your duchamptastic Zipper Motorboat:

Suzuki has presented his motorboat, which appears to open a water zipper as it cruises the sea, at the 2010 Setouchi International Art Festival in Japan. [Asiajin via Inventor Sport]