The Criterion Collection! Nothing quite distinguishes a film like induction into its elite ranks. It's typically an occasion marked by meticulous remastering and gorgeously designed packaging. Here's what the Criterion cover art might look like for some decidedly unworthy movies.

The ongoing exercise in cognitive dissonance is taking place over at the Fake Criterions Tumblr. Here are a few other good ones.

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Hey, designer types—can a guy get a Wicker-Man? [Fake Criterion]