These Lightweight 3D Glasses From Dolby Will Still Make You Look Foolish, Trust Me

True, the bridge of your nose might appreciate the lessened weight, but to those around you, you'll still look like a goggle-eyed bandit. Compatible with Dolby 3D Digital Cinema screens, they also have anti-theft RFID tags so cinemas can try and stop the blatant pilfering which still seems to be going on. You'd think people would've tired of stealing 3D glasses for novelty kicks already.

Cheaper than previous pairs at $12, they're available in grown-up size only—but kiddy-sized glasses will apparently be available next quarter. [Dolby via CrunchGear]