Getdrunknotfat has a mission to keep you slim and trim while you drink yourself silly. The website painstakingly compiled the calories and calorie-to-alcohol ratio of many popular alcoholic beverages. All this wonderful data is organized in a searchable chart.
For those that are dying to find out, the drink with the best kick for its calories is Everclear. It may have a whopping 1800 calories for every 12 ounces, but you only need a fraction of that amount to catch a buzz. On the other side of the chart is TGIF On the Rocks Mudslide which has a measly 10% alcohol level and a whopping 731 calories per 12 ounces. At those levels, you would need more than one of these tasty drinks to get your fatty self tipsy.