Shark Week, the brainchild of a stoned Discovery Channel employee that became a national holiday, starts officially tonight at 9PM. But you don’t need no stinkin’ designated week. Live every week like it’s Shark Week with the help of Giz!
How To Watch Shark Week Online
It’s Shark Week. You know you wanna watch… because it’s Shark Week! But supposing you don’t have a TV to plunk down and watch it. Don’t worry, you’re covered.
6 Tools to Fight A Shark and Win (Maybe)
If you find yourself in a Samuel L. Jackson movie and not surrounded by any mutha f***in’ snakes, good news! You’re about to be eaten by a hyper-intelligent shark.
Turn Your Cubicle Into An Undersea World with Discovery Channel’s New Live Stream
https://gizmodo.com/turn-your-cubicle-into-an-undersea-world-with-discovery-5821810
As part of the run up to this year’s Shark Week, the Discovery channel’s teamed with the Georgia Aquarium and embedded a live webcam in the world’s largest shark tank. The 9.5 Olympic pool-sized (that’s 6.3 million gallons) tank was originally built to contain Whale Sharks and is currently hosting… More »
MOTHERF*CKING SHARKS CAN BECOME MOTHERF*CKING INVISIBLE
https://gizmodo.com/motherf-cking-sharks-can-become-motherf-cking-invisible-5547252
As if they weren’t scary enough, scientists have discovered that sharks can become invisible to prey/you using an optical trick. Not scared yet? Well, one of the invisible shark species is nicknamed the phantom hunter of the fjords. More »
How To Measure a Shark (Safely)
https://gizmodo.com/how-to-measure-a-shark-safely-5797155
Measuring a shark. You could do it by catching one and holding up a tape measure from its fin to its head. Or you could use a camera and keep some distance between yourself and jaws. More »
Yes, That’s a Goddamn Flying Shark
https://gizmodo.com/yes-thats-a-goddamn-flying-shark-5683000
It may not be a motherf*cking invisible shark but it’s a motherf*cking flying shark, remote controlled. I can’t wait for the summer to be back, to fly it low over Coney Island Beach. It’s only $99, teeth and fake blood not included. More »
