When Chat Attacks: How To Instant Message Without Wasting Your Day or Being a JerkMat Honan8/05/11 12:30pmFiled to: user manualImAOLAimGhatSkypeChatTop221EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkYou're working. A chat window pops open. It's your mom. "How are you today?" Another window fires; your roommate. "Bro, check this video!" Oh, here's one from your boss, he wants to know if you've seen his pen. Goodbye, productivity.AdvertisementFor many of us, chat is an essential evil. You have to be on there to communicate with colleagues—both at your own business and those you interact with at other companies. But perversely, no matter what the platform—Skype, Gchat, AIM—that chat client that helps you stay on top of things is often the ultimate productivity killer.Don't sweat! Here's how to wrangle it in without being the kind of dick who just doesn't answer.Get a Work-Only AccountThis is the easiest and most effective method. Sign up for an account that only your co-workers know. Problem solved! Unless you're freelance. Or need to work with outside offices. Or need people to be able to find you. Okay, maybe this one isn't so great for most people. But if you're only chatting with a well-defined set of co-workers, this is the way to go.Put Up a Velvet RopeWhy should any asshole be able to talk to you just because you're online? All the major chat clients offer ways to let you screen who can drop by and take up your screen space. AIM, Ghat and Skype all have functions that let you whitelist contacts, so only pre-approved chatters can see your availabliity. The problem with this? You don't know exactly who needs to get in touch with you. If you need to be accessible, you've got to let the mob past the rope.Work That StatusIf Jack Dorsey can launch an entire business around status messages, the least you can do is make yours useul. "Working" is good, but nobody will notice it. Now, sadly, is the time to shout. Bust out the allcaps. Don't want people bugging you unless it's about your job? "WORK ONLY PLEASE." Want to keep your work cronies at bay too? "URGENT MESSAGES ONLY" lets them know it better be important. Conversely an open-if-gnarly invitation like "ASK ME ABOUT MY ECZEMA" keeps just about everyone out of your grill.