Do we actually know how FPSRussia—everyone's favorite faux-Russian artillery maniac—isn't constantly arrested for doing things like, oh, driving an armored infantry vehicle with a live .50 caliber machine gun down populated streets and into a McDonalds? Because I'd like to.

Yes, our good friend Dmitri took a tank through the Golden Arches drive thru, just before eradicating some giant piles of watermelons, making some unnecessarily mean fun of a chubby McDonald's worker along the way (not cool, Dmitri). But still, tanks on the street, exploding watermelons, fake Russians talking about buying high ordnance .50 caliber machine guns—these are wonderful things that are worth your time. [Eater]