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Watch This Guy Drive a F**king Tank Through McDonald's Drive Thru

Do we actually know how FPSRussia—everyone's favorite faux-Russian artillery maniac—isn't constantly arrested for doing things like, oh, driving an armored infantry vehicle with a live .50 caliber machine gun down populated streets and into a McDonalds? Because I'd like to.

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Yes, our good friend Dmitri took a tank through the Golden Arches drive thru, just before eradicating some giant piles of watermelons, making some unnecessarily mean fun of a chubby McDonald's worker along the way (not cool, Dmitri). But still, tanks on the street, exploding watermelons, fake Russians talking about buying high ordnance .50 caliber machine guns—these are wonderful things that are worth your time. [Eater]

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Lactose_the_Intolerant
Lactose_The_Intolerant

Guy steals a real tank and goes "war driving" on the streets of San Diego... taking out light posts and murdering cars, trucks & Winnebagos... because that's how we roll in SoCal !