BREAKING: Blackberry Outage Now Impacting Users On Almost Every PlanetS

From Earth to Venus to Neptune to 1RXS J160929.1-210524, the Blackberry outage has left our blue marble and is now "impacting users on almost every planet", according to CNN reporting live from Uranus.

Blackberry users in Pluto are safe for now because Pluto is not a bloody planet. However, you can poke fun at their ancient, slow, ugly keyboard phones just the same. [Twitpic via mklopez]